Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.
Great for sentimental tripskinda sweet
back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
τέτλαθι δή, κραδίη: καὶ κύντερον ἄλλο ποτ᾽ ἔτλης.
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
“Only the very poor, or eccentric, can surrond themselves with shapes of elegance (soon to be demolished) in which they are forced by poverty to move leisurely with grace. We remain alert so as not get run down, but it turns out you only have to hop a few feet to one side and the whole huge machinery rolls by not seeing you at all.”
— Lew Welch, poet (1926 – 1971)
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ manipulation
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ mindgames
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ murder
What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?
- Adam Lupton
Holy mother fuck
middle earth meme: [4/5] elves
"the time of the elves is over. do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? do we let them stand alone?"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever